Due to the recent increase in UFO sightings, I think it might be a good idea if we  take this little personality test. If you have a personality, you will pass the test...proving you are a person....if you flunk the test, you are probably not on the right planet.
Let me know if you flunk. I will make the necessary arrangements... if you happen to pass the test, try to find others of your type, and read the handout about your personality type.
But work fast. The human race may not have much time left...