If any organization in America is totally committed to bringing down our nation's power structure, it is the sinister organization calling itself the "Church of Craft." Disguised as little old hippy ladies with knitting needles, they make no secret of their real objective. They want to bring an end to everything America seems to believe in: mass production, pollution, isolation, meaningless existences, big-box shopping, and a world of asphalt and gigantic churches with thousands of members who never speak to each other, but go to church on Sunday just to watch a tele-preacher on a big screen. The Church of Craft is America's most public enemy. What can we do to protect ourselves? I have seen homes that were raided during the night by guerilla knitters: every tree, every bush, the doorknob, even Johnny's new tricycle had been yarn-bombed and covered in knitting. No place is safe!
To learn more, read this eyewitness account!
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